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Conservatives Burn Poor People's Bikes in Attempt to Stop Poverty Cycle
How Can Corbyn Be an Antisemite When I Pay Him to Sleep with My Jewish Wife?
Heartwarming: When Ed Milliband Saw a Child Crying on the Tube, He Attempted to Breastfeed Her
God Dreading When Mike Pence Dies Because He'll Have To Meet Him
Senior Trump Advisor Revealed: What Can Elmer Fudd Bring to the White House?
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Exclusive: The Five Other Brexit Demands Corbyn Was Banned by Labour from Submitting
Salmon Industry Implodes After Mix Up With Alex Salmond
Steve from Essex Solves Israeli-Palestinian Conflict with Ease