Newlyweds Justin and Hailey Bieber recently revealed they had waited until their wedding day to have sex with each other. The couple were interviewed about their decision and what it was like in the build up to their special day.
“It was really difficult, especially towards the end,” said Hailey. “I just really love Justin, so I knew I could make it, but we’ve all got physical needs.”
Hailey revealed she coped mainly through masturbation and visualisation of having sex with her new husband. Justin had a slightly different response.
“Sure I masturbated once in a while. But mainly I was just sleeping with other chicks.”
“I knew how important it was to Hailey that we wait to have sex until we’re bound together in holy matrimony. And so I agreed not to have sex with her. Instead I’d just bang people I’d met at concerts. And also a few of my exes.”
We asked the couple if their first night of intimacy was worth the wait.
“Oh it was amazing,” Hailey marvelled. “It was everything I could have hoped for. I can’t believe I get to do this for the rest of my life”
“To be honest I was pretty tired from all the fucking I’d been doing, but I guess it was cool,” Justin added.
We wish the happy couple all the best in their new life together.
