Scenes occurred at Bingfield Park today, as many park-goers were left offended by the antics of a man armed with a yoga mat and over-amplified self-confidence, performing ‘exercises’ right out in the open.
Jane Rilcott was one of those unfortunate enough to have been present:
“I was playing frisbee with some mates, when I noticed him. Doing his lunges and stretches like nobody was watching. Acting as if he doesn’t feel embarrassed like the rest of us. I think it’s disgusting.”
Ryan Hopley, who also visited Bingfield today added:
“I couldn’t tell you what on earth he was doing. But whatever it was, did he really need to have his top off? And he wouldn’t stop smiling the whole way through. It made me feel threatened and so I decided to go read my book somewhere else.”
A similar incident was reported earlier in the week, when a hoard of middle-aged mums infiltrated a field to take part in a ‘kettlebell class’.
