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5 Fish That Don't Look like Neil Warnock... Then One That Does!

  • Writer: Earl Beauxjangles
    Earl Beauxjangles
  • Feb 7, 2019
  • 1 min read

We've been receiving some letters of complaint about us not doing enough hard-hitting journalism. That's okay, we don't see it as an insult, we see it as a challenge! So here you have it. 5 fish that look nothing like Cardiff Boss Neil Warnock, but then one that does!


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1. Isn't wildlife majestic?! Shame it looks nothing like Sheffield Hero Neil Warnock

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2. A goldfish we could all get behind with a forehead like Vincent Kompany... not quite what we're looking for though


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3. Another meaningless marine animal with no relevance to the city of Cardiff. pfff.

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4. This fish clearly boasts huge sex appeal, and may be only matched in raw sexuality by the hard-nosed winger of the 1970s, but looks nothing like him!

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5. Mezut Ozil might recognise the eyes, but Neil wouldn't have a clue who this was!

Don't worry guys! Tension over. Here is Neil Warnock.


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Only joking! It's the fish that looks just like him. Look below for reference! Though I'm sure you don't need too!



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Complete with what is either sweat or water from his ocean home!

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